"Cold, carbonated" in 7 days.<p>That's not beer! That's vile fizzy fake-beer!<p>Real automated home breweries do exist: the Braumeister range from Germany spring to mind:<p><a href="http://www.speidels-braumeister.de/Eigenes-Bier-brauen-mit-dem-Speidels-Braumeister:_:60.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.speidels-braumeister.de/Eigenes-Bier-brauen-mit-d...</a><p>... But you won't get anything drinkable in less than a month.