Just copy and paste this to the console and hit Enter:<p>a=1000000; b=0; setInterval(function(){a-=34;b+=53;console.log('There are ' + a + ' before you and ' + b + ' behind you!')}, 1000);<p>You're welcome!
What am I missing? If it requires knowledge of recent news, I've been travelling for the past 2 days and have had very limited access to the world outside of my own head.<p>So far my investigation has lead me to the bottom of mailboxapp.com's homepage where there is a ticker which uses similar language to describe my placement in their app's user adoption.