This is seriously old, and still good. But maybe there should be some new ones, for a more modern time.<p><pre><code> We have your data
safe inside our server farm.
At least... we used to.</code></pre>
I'm trying to think where this first appeared, was it Salon?
5 - 10 years ago?<p>-- EDIT --<p>It was Salon: <a href="http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html" rel="nofollow">http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html</a><p>Feb. 10, 1998, jeez I'm old.