We're keeping a rolling list of headline predictions, for a reason yet unknown.<p>Future Headlines as of 03/10/13:<p>1. Wyoming Joins Texas as Second State to Issue Own Currency In Wake of U.S. Dollar Collapse- matterhorn<p>2. Following Dennis Rodman Visit, Switzerland Declares War on U.S.- matterhorn<p>3. Bloomberg Bans Bottled Water: Claims It Robs Our "Precious Bodily Fluids"- matterhorn<p>4. Patent Troll Claims Rights to Inhalation of Air- matterhorn<p>5. Demands Licensing Fees From All Breathers- sixQuarks<p>6. 155 year old sentenced to juvenile detention for tampering with town's singularity machine- devonbarret<p>7. Outrage as pedestrian killed by self driving car- devonbarret<p>8. 90% of car accidents caused by self driving system errors.- snowfox<p>9. Google glass banned in McDonalds- smewpy.
Scientific study shows that highly developed neocortex in software developers is still responding to reptilian complex's commands. Hence, dark clouds in sight. (Inspired by cloudout's headline)