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The Onion releases fartscroll.js

490 pointsby jgvabout 12 years ago

50 comments

untogabout 12 years ago
The only way The Onion could improve on this is by writing a followup article saying that the response has been so positive that they've decided to sell fartscroll.js as a SAAS offering, and have taken investment from twenty prominent VC funds.
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noelwelshabout 12 years ago
The sounds are included directly in the JS, which is pretty neat: <a href="https://github.com/theonion/fartscroll.js/blob/master/fartscroll.js" rel="nofollow">https://github.com/theonion/fartscroll.js/blob/master/fartsc...</a>
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publicfigabout 12 years ago
The best part of this entire thing may be that in "Issues", there is a pull request for "My Finger".
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ck2about 12 years ago
Jokes aside, I make my browser make a click when an external object is loaded and when a page starts and finishes loading.<p>This audible enforcement is very helpful during development and to "hear" which sites are sneaking in external calls without bringing up firebug, etc.
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twerquieabout 12 years ago
Can this be considered a code smell?
MattBearmanabout 12 years ago
This jQuery extension is a breath of fresh air
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jgjabout 12 years ago
The Internet is finally useful. Thanks, The Onion!<p>On a side note, I can't be the only one trying to memorize the embedded Base64 representations of fart mp3s, can I? That would kill at parties.
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jhullabout 12 years ago
I wonder if putting something like this on a checkout page for Gas-X or anti-diarrheals might actually increase conversions.
nikolakirevabout 12 years ago
All of the fart apps in the App Store are now ready for that transition from native to multi-platform web based applications.
skizmabout 12 years ago
Is there a way to make anyone accessing my home wifi network get this injected into their webpages (or random webpages)? I know there is that trick that lets you flip all the images or replace them with pics of something else (usually cats) but can you inject arbitrary js into pages also?
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Mahnabout 12 years ago
Now all we are missing is a Chrome Extension that automatically injects this in every page and stays hidden. Perfect office prank :)
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jbigelow76about 12 years ago
I originally read the link as "The Onion releases FASTscroll.js". I thought maybe there was a new high performance infinite scroll implementation. I was a little confused initially after clicking through.
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donohoeabout 12 years ago
People laughed when it was said that perhaps The Onion could save Journalism.<p>Who's laughing now, eh!?
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ritonlajoieabout 12 years ago
Well I made a small intercepting proxy which inserts this JS if you want to try..<p>Use http proxy 92.163.21.52 port 9990 and start browsing :)<p>I'll let the VM opened for a few hours<p>edit: port 9999 edit2: port 9990<p>(changed the port because some botnet is using it to target a website and maybe that's because I used an online proxy checker to test it)
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tripzilchabout 12 years ago
Now I am no longer the only one that makes fart noises as they scroll!
tonethemanabout 12 years ago
Pretty sure this is genius. Finally a .js site that makes sense.
mrcharlesabout 12 years ago
See, now I just want to make a virus that injects this into random webpages.
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andyidsingaabout 12 years ago
this is how you get your kid jnto programmig
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salehenrahmanabout 12 years ago
Jokes aside, I see this extension being used in one of those "causes" pages (not that I am against them) that parody the wrongdoings of an individual or groups of individual.<p>e.g. a site that features an oil company, who lobbies governments to give them tax subsidies for sketchy oil drilling projects. As the user scrolls through each bad points about the oil company, a fart sound is played.<p>Just my thought.
kellrosabout 12 years ago
After playing with this for about 3 seconds I realized this would be perfect for a ticking timebomb. The use case: You configure your freelance/consultation web app to start injecting this script 1 month after an invoice is due and not paid. I would bet the clients will be hurrying to pay your invoice after they get complaints of farting sounds coming from their website!
unicornpornabout 12 years ago
My computer just farted very loud in a hotel lobby.
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nateguchiabout 12 years ago
awkward moment looking at this whilst interviewing an intern
geekamabout 12 years ago
Jeff Atwood calls it "Possibly the greatest code in the history of computing" [1]<p>[1] <a href="https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/332495858383855617" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/332495858383855617</a>
bifftannenabout 12 years ago
This is the most important development of our time. You cannot deny this.
mkopinskyabout 12 years ago
What kind of "Front end" developer are they looking for?
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bonfabout 12 years ago
if you want to use it to prank your co-workers: <a href="http://www.getpranx.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.getpranx.com</a>
orangethirtyabout 12 years ago
This could actually prove to be useful (aside from the comedic value, and learning exercise). I'll test to see if playing audio offers will make a difference in conversions. One thing for sure, my girls will love playing around with it. :D<p><a href="http://pullmyfinger.com" rel="nofollow">http://pullmyfinger.com</a> is taken. ):
stuff4benabout 12 years ago
am I the only one thinking of combining this and the konami code JS for a great easter egg implementation?
ryhansonabout 12 years ago
I'm so tempted to implement this on one of my clients sites without telling them, just for a day!
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comatose_kidabout 12 years ago
I believe that this is exactly what Al Gore had in mind when he invented the internet.
jlillyreedabout 12 years ago
This is it, the internet has reached it's pinnacle, time to close up shop and move on.
bogrollbenabout 12 years ago
My visit duration to the fartscroll page was increased by about 1000% because of this plugin.<p>I normally would have clicked away long ago, but now I find myself wanting to just leave it open in a side tab all day long.
meelashabout 12 years ago
Really? This got voted up to number 1 on the front page, and so many awesome real projects are buried without ever getting anywhere?<p>HN is really a joke now, I see. Haven't been around for a while. Sad.
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leonvonblutabout 12 years ago
we did a chrome extension for that <a href="https://github.com/Ninja-Pheasants/ftw" rel="nofollow">https://github.com/Ninja-Pheasants/ftw</a> enjoy and help us to fix it.
b0rsukabout 12 years ago
My dog's reaction to fartscroll.js: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIYySjIyy_I" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIYySjIyy_I</a>
driverdanabout 12 years ago
The Onion is the Mad Magazine of adults. I'd love to see them release a bunch of small joke JS libs like this.
rahilsondhiabout 12 years ago
This is inbound marketing at its best. What a great way to tell the tech community you're hiring.
m4tthumphreyabout 12 years ago
This would be perfectly suited on any Magento website, especially magentocommerce.com
neeeeabout 12 years ago
Demo?
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yokatanaabout 12 years ago
Now we only need Google Nose to become real. It'll be a "killer".
tomphooleryabout 12 years ago
Today, I learned that The Onion has a Github account. Kudos guys!
timinmanabout 12 years ago
This is going to EXPLODE all over the Internet!
pranavrcabout 12 years ago
Web 3.0 is here!
fabricelealabout 12 years ago
Lets put this into a bookmarklet :P
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ktzarabout 12 years ago
Brilliant. Thanks HTML5
prabhatjhaabout 12 years ago
It just made my day.
rgrannell1about 12 years ago
this needs to be combined with raptorize.js...
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jw_about 12 years ago
Web 2.1b!
hdragomirabout 12 years ago
The Onion.<p>That is all!
youngerdryasabout 12 years ago
Add your own sounds.<p><a href="http://www.motobit.com/util/base64-decoder-encoder.asp" rel="nofollow">http://www.motobit.com/util/base64-decoder-encoder.asp</a>