In seriousness, I'll just leave this here:<p><a href="http://www.chrisnovoa.com/os-x-lion-ds_store-disabling/" rel="nofollow">http://www.chrisnovoa.com/os-x-lion-ds_store-disabling/</a>
Do <i>real</i> .ds_store files have this inside?<p><a href="https://github.com/emre/macster/blob/master/macster/__main__.py" rel="nofollow">https://github.com/emre/macster/blob/master/macster/__main__...</a>
Why would you want this if you are not on a Mac? The only point in the files is telling Finder how to lay out the folder's contents. Some people (like me) go out of the way to hide them.
Bravo. I love seeing those files and the __MACOSX folder in zips. Especially when it's a (relatively) big open source project. I just chuckle, I've owned several Macs, they're a parasite.