2 is the only even prime?<p>Objection! This amounts to "2 is the only prime not divisible by 2"! How about 2 is the highest solution for N in any equation X^N + Y^N = Z^N?<p>3 is the number of spatial dimensions we live in?<p>Objection! This is a mere contingent empirical fact! This is a fact about our universe, not the number 3! You might as well say that your car has three seats in the back. How about "3 is the first number whose factorial does not equal itself"?
"9951 is the number of ways to color the vertices of a triangle with 31 colors, up to rotation."<p>Thank you! I was wondering about that just last night over beer. Now I can sleep easy :-)<p>Seriously the only thing missing:<p>1 is the number of web site authors with way too much time on their hands.