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# Title: Himu Retsu do: an art for Hackers<p>Hi.<p>I would like to infect you with an idea that came to my mind afteru week of time spendage with my dog, Krissy (Christiana, Kristiana). She's a fine young (1.3y+) Old German Shepherd with quite an intelligence, attitude, and a noble relaxed character.
{Mind you, this is Sci-fu, like Sci-fi, but frighteningly close to reality}<p>She taught me everything... there is to know about Re-tsu-do and it's pronunciation Himu-retsu-do using her Humi-kumi.<p>In the beginning, me and her were pretty much at odds, and ALL my commands were final, non-negotiable, and required synchronized immediate responses from my pet, and I was it's Sole Master when I was with her...<p>She responded sometimes with obedience, sometimes with total not-caring-outlook (careless, and a bit condescending look on her face), and sometimes (which I sensed later as some kind of a joke and mockery) with a dumb face looking stUpid like a puddle...<p>But I digress...
Needed materials:<p>* Humi Himu:
Humi (a girl. hair, beautiful hair, braided hair?)
Himu (A string. {of something... doesn't matter that much })<p>Take a long piece of string and cut it in three parts (you can use a single knotted humi if you wish, but this is more practical, as you can have 3 separate himu's). Tie them into a knot at one end, and make sure you don't knit/knot it too tight.<p>this is your Versumi *(A beautiful piece of String tied with a knot)<p>The Versumi is a piece for meditation, but Also a piece for training your memory and your dexterity. Start braiding it like a little girl... Don't think "That's gay"{, you rather BE gay (if you wish it so) }<p>Humi-retsu-do: (Kata)<p>As you descend down into the braiding process, sooner or later you would be faced with your limitness and you will make a
MISTAKE in the braiding (it's gotta be either on the left or on the right).<p>If you are perfect, then MAKE the mistake on purpose. You have got to have at least ONE mistake in your Versumi, otherwise it's
just a simple braided himu (string) and you are probably wasting your time<p><pre><code> ! Make a mental note of this mistake, and continue braiding. What spurred the MISTAKEing is not important and usually distractive.</code></pre>
Something TO HACK and to DEVELOP YOUR minds WITH<p>I do not feel the shame of self-promotion, thank you for not annoying me with downvotes, much like Reddit.<p>Goodbye, Hacker-News, It's been a blast with you. I am not going to post anything else here, expect only comments. Sometimes, when you care for something or someplace, I think, it is normal to react with EMOTION. Emotion is the key feeling of Desire (or Lust), and is the driving force behind "attraction" and "dis-traction" of everything, therefore, My emotions here (if you can detect any) are dry, and it's time to move on, for me.... Ki..<p>Something to ponder WHICH exactly COVERS your idea of hacking:<p>Himuretsu (The Speach of the String, {for remembering passwords, and other shit for instance):<p><a href="http://imgur.com/a/avNvd" rel="nofollow">http://imgur.com/a/avNvd</a> = http...-tsu-ki'o'co'mo ai-sla-tsuki-ai-vai-Ni-tsu-vai-do-ka<p>Goodbuy.
* Now that you have your Grammar, Tools, and Language base<p>you can start practicing<p><i>in Three Areas:<p>! Desire (lust & will, ...)<p><pre><code> Knowledge is Power, but Lust For knowledge always beats Power of Knowledge
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! Power (strength & endurance, ...)<p><pre><code> Power is Knowable, but the Seduction of Lust for Power is greater that Know-how
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! Knowledge (meaning & clarity, ...)<p><pre><code> Knowledge CAN be POWERFUL.
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</i>Coming soon:<p>! Machinistic Codification.
! Photographs and Pictures.
! A folder packed neatly<p>Enjoy!
!!One suggestion HN:<p>It wouldn't BE HARD to simply process the GIANT post of over 9000 chars in small GULPS placing them in the NEAT cells of your SQL DB (of 2000 chars)!