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Cocktails for programmers

258 pointsby bencevansover 11 years ago

32 comments

teddyhover 11 years ago
The title “Cocktails for programmers” gives me the same feeling as would the phrase “Leaf blowers for stamp collectors”.<p>Yes, a stamp collector might use a leaf blower, but it would not be relevant to collecting stamps. On the contrary, using a leaf blower <i>while</i> collecting stamps would be… inadvisable.
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tptacekover 11 years ago
Malibu, Crème de Menthe, Jager, Triple Sec, Vodka &amp; Coke, Kahlua. These seem like cocktails for programmers... earlier in their careers, shall we say.
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westicleover 11 years ago
A good cocktail showcases and highlights the component spirit(s) to make a more interesting and (hopefully) tasty drink.<p>Unfortunately when cocktails are based on nasty components, they often end up trying to disguise the spirit with sugary mixers like fruit juice or coke.<p>If you&#x27;re interested in cocktails and don&#x27;t mind diving in the deep end, try an authentic Sazerac:<p><a href="http://www.esquire.com/drinks/sazerac-drink-recipe" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.esquire.com&#x2F;drinks&#x2F;sazerac-drink-recipe</a><p>Remember: the point is to highlight the primary spirit, so start with something good: <a href="http://www.anchordistilling.com/spirits/old-potrero-straight-rye-whiskey" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.anchordistilling.com&#x2F;spirits&#x2F;old-potrero-straight...</a>
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ibejoebover 11 years ago
Gotta chime in here because I do this professionally.<p>This is why people don&#x27;t like cocktails. These are seriously terrible. I wouldn&#x27;t serve any of these, ever.<p>I don&#x27;t want to be overly negative here, but no number of pull requests will fix this. Rather than try to salvage these, I will offer take out anyone who&#x27;s interested and introduce you to a bunch of the top folks in the food and drink biz. There&#x27;s really not a friendlier group of people, and learning about wine and spirits is a lot of fun.
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bookfaceover 11 years ago
It&#x27;s missing the BASIC:<p><pre><code> 10 tequila 20 GOTO 10</code></pre>
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jpeaover 11 years ago
So, PHP is the one where they mix all of the ingredients in your liquor cabinet together and top it with a raw egg, right?
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yawgmothover 11 years ago
The C#, it turns out, is the same as a Java but with a finer stock of liqueurs. The recipe for C#.NET however, is proprietary and no one can quite explain why one in a thousand makes you ill, or why the bottom of the glass seems to fall out sometimes.
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ventiover 11 years ago
Another cocktail is the &quot;Tschunk&quot;, which is hugely popular with hackers here in Germany. See the recipe here: <a href="https://entropia.de/Tschunk" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;entropia.de&#x2F;Tschunk</a> (the main ingredient, a carbonated, caffeinated soda called &quot;Club-Mate&quot; is difficult to source outside of Germany, though).
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pittboyover 11 years ago
Awesome idea. My friends at ActiveState had a release party and went to the bar to celebrate over drinks. One of the guys ordered a round of shots for the group &quot;12 shots please, half Tequila and half Jager&quot; The waitress took him literally and brought 12 shots, all with half Tequila and half Jager.<p>The release included a GUI version of an existing command line tool because a certain customer wrote in saying &quot;F&amp;*k this DOS prompt BS, I want a GUI&quot;.<p>We now call this awful shot &quot;The DOS Prompt&quot;
meeritaover 11 years ago
I don&#x27;t see a campari one, :D but here goes my daily cocktail:<p>1. half glass of Campari bitter. 2. Ice 3. orange 4. a shot of water-soda<p>(never use tonic or white wine, if you like it a bit more alcoholic then use some cava or champagne [sprinkledwine])
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CmonDevover 11 years ago
Ruby, Python and Perl... So nothing strong at the moment?
aylonsover 11 years ago
C is pure vodka, hard, powerful and without any flavor.<p>Assembly is pure ethanol.<p>Still thinking how would VHDL be... thinking about raw sugar cane to make your own alcohol from there.
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stuaxoover 11 years ago
Each to their own, these all look undrinkable though!
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skislyover 11 years ago
Nice... tomorrow will get &quot;Python&quot; for start I think the result will be &quot;Memory Leak&quot; and party will be over after &quot;Epic Fail&quot; :)
sdfjklover 11 years ago
Lacks a non-alcoholic option, for programmers who need to do programming.
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ciderpunxover 11 years ago
Hex on the beach.<p>Sorry.
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kvcrawfordover 11 years ago
This is nonsense. I&#x27;ll have a Jameson on the rocks, please.
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wturnerover 11 years ago
I suppose &#x27;brainfuck&#x27; would be a Absinthe mix of some sort
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JonnieCacheover 11 years ago
Now I want a bartending robot with it&#x27;s own drink-mixing DSL.
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cowlsover 11 years ago
Nice ideas, though I think java is sorely missed here,
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dylanrwover 11 years ago
While not themed after languages and such, I keep a gist of my favorite cocktails I either want to try or the recipes me and my friends have come to enjoy: <a href="https://gist.github.com/dylan/6093669" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;gist.github.com&#x2F;dylan&#x2F;6093669</a><p>My engineering pals think me using a gist to store recipes is funny... :P
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edsiper2over 11 years ago
I am turning 33, give me a Memory Leak please!<p><a href="https://github.com/the-teacher/cocktails_for_programmers/blob/master/cocktails_for_programers.md#memory-leak" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;github.com&#x2F;the-teacher&#x2F;cocktails_for_programmers&#x2F;blo...</a>
vezzy-fnordover 11 years ago
Hmmm...<p>First we had the &#x27;how to shoot yourself in the foot in X language&#x27; jokes.<p>Now we&#x27;ll have jokes about what cocktails different programming languages would be. Not bad, I might compile them in a page some day.
recclesover 11 years ago
I&#x27;m surprised there isn&#x27;t a &quot;java&quot; with some sort of coffee +liqueur.<p>or<p>Lua Kahlua.
ArekDymalskiover 11 years ago
Hmmm... so I the recipe for Befunge would be: 1. Pour a pint of beer 2. Pour a shot glass of vodka 3. Drop the glass into the beer 4. Drink quickly 5. Start flowing in all directions
tbrakeover 11 years ago
Reminds me that webtender is still going strong.<p>The younguns at work were terrified of its layout and design when I showed it to them but it&#x27;s a solid site.
mwshermanover 11 years ago
C# would need to be citrus-y (C and sharp). It would go very quickly but might take a while to build.
arvinjoarover 11 years ago
Why not specify the amounts in centiliters? All the amounts end with 0 anyway.
TeMPOraLover 11 years ago
Any ideas for Lisp drink?
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daGrevisover 11 years ago
I really like Long Island Iced Tea, what about other hackers?
deletesover 11 years ago
So according to logic, assembler is pure alcohol?
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chatmanover 11 years ago
More useful is Mojito Cocktails <a href="https://github.com/yahoo/mojito" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;github.com&#x2F;yahoo&#x2F;mojito</a>