It doesn't feel like it's enterprise enough to be realistic.<p><pre><code> class TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBreadFactory {
/* Make a sandwich
* <p>
* Construct a foodstuff consisting of two slices
* of bread with two slices of bacon.
* @return TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread a sandwich
*/
Public TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread getSandwich () {
BaconRasherFactory pig = new BaconRasherFactory();
BaconRasherInstance bacon1 = pig.getBaconRasher();
BaconRasherInstance bacon2 = pig.getBaconRasher();
SliceOfBreadFactory loaf = new SliceOfBreadFactory();
SliceOfBread bread1 = loaf.getSliceOfBread();
SliceOfBread bread2 = loaf.getSliceOfBread();
return new TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread(bread1, bacon1, bacon2, bread2);
}
</code></pre>
Or something... trying to do Enterprise Java is hard.
And a hilariously detailed start-up with a (Dropbox inspired?) play room. There's also a hacker character whose convincingly detailed computer setup shows several VIM sessions (one on a portrait oriented monitor).
If you're a developer and haven't played this game yet, I wholly encourage you to do so, just to witness the technical feat that this game is. There is a simply baffling level of detail and surely one of the most sophisticated open world engines ever conceived under the hood. It is stunning what the rockstar devs have pulled off here.
Either it was Lester's house computer or one of the Lifeinvader computers, but it was using a text editor that looked strikingly similar to Sublime Text. I had to do a double take.<p>The whiteboards in one of the Lifeinvader rooms, gave me a chuckle. It read, "Remember! We aren't ripping them off if they don't read the T&C" with word privacy crossed out.
There's also a mission where you go to "LifeInvader" headquarters and kill a character who looks decidedly like Zuck. LifeInvader has many details that make it a great parody of a SV tech company (and the logo even uses the FB font).
I would just name it Java.update() and leave it there. These people are trying too hard. They probably turn off the average geeks (who find it too geeky); and the hard-core geeks just tear them apart with all of the semantic and syntactic errors.
This reminds me of "Eunux" from GTA IV.<p><a href="http://gta.wikia.com/Eunux.net" rel="nofollow">http://gta.wikia.com/Eunux.net</a>
I'm sure it says something about me when I read the title and assumed that GTA stood for Greater Toronto Area. But I was having trouble figuring out what the 'V' stood for.<p>Now I'm hoping that someone will start up a coffee shop with this name.
There is also a JSP breakfast store in Taiwan <a href="http://iwannagothere.com/userfiles/pictures/0005/5397/P1040978_big.JPG" rel="nofollow">http://iwannagothere.com/userfiles/pictures/0005/5397/P10409...</a>