It's so low-radioactivity that it's license exempt. The warning labels are just for novelty.<p>You probably have a more radioactive americium source in each of your smoke detectors than in that entire jar.
Here's another classic. A 55 gallon drum full of personal lubricant: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1378747813&sr=8-1&keywords" rel="nofollow">http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-...</a>
I mean, it's just rocks from the ground right? "Radioactive Ore Sample (NORM) Naturally Occurring Radioactive Materials"<p>amazon comments are gold though.
If you really want to get on the NSA's list, pick up this Thermite Kit:<p><a href="http://www.skylighter.com/mall/product-details.asp?id=2540" rel="nofollow">http://www.skylighter.com/mall/product-details.asp?id=2540</a>
I just love how it's categorized under "Occupational Health & Safety Products."<p>Does this mean I can list my chloroform under the "Cosmetics" category too?
Might I recommend you also add a banana slicer to your cart?<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=pd_sim_sbs_gro_8" rel="nofollow">http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EI...</a>