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Dogescript

369 pointsby RossPenmanover 11 years ago

45 comments

steveklabnikover 11 years ago
What&#x27;s funny about this is that every comment here is calling this useless, yet it&#x27;s something that&#x27;s very much in the hacker spirit.<p>Utility is not the end goal of everything.
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remixzover 11 years ago
Hiya! I&#x27;m the creator of this. I did not expect this to be here (nor did I especially want it to...). If it isn&#x27;t painfully obvious, this is a joke, so please don&#x27;t take it too seriously. Thanks!
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possibilisticover 11 years ago
In case you aren&#x27;t familiar with this meme, it&#x27;s the Shiba Inu meme, termed &quot;Shibe&quot; or &quot;Doge&quot;.<p>* <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doge" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;knowyourmeme.com&#x2F;memes&#x2F;doge</a><p>* <a href="http://reddit.com/r/shibe" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;reddit.com&#x2F;r&#x2F;shibe</a><p>* <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/supershibe" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.reddit.com&#x2F;r&#x2F;supershibe</a>
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harelover 11 years ago
This is really funny. I quite enjoyed it. I wouldn&#x27;t take any serious comments here seriously. Unfortunately the distribution of sense-of-humour in the world is not even. Some get a bigger chunk of it than others.<p>The next time anyone mentions CoffeeScript to me, I&#x27;ll send them here. Much better.
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Lockyyover 11 years ago
Yay, looping just for those who&#x27;re upset.<p><pre><code> very mad is true many mad plz console.loge with &quot;rawr rawr stop posting amusing&#x2F;funny things&quot; wow</code></pre>
andrewcookeover 11 years ago
<a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doge" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;knowyourmeme.com&#x2F;memes&#x2F;doge</a> <a href="https://www.google.com/trends/explore?hl=en-US#q=doge&amp;cmpt=q" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.google.com&#x2F;trends&#x2F;explore?hl=en-US#q=doge&amp;cmpt=q</a>
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eudoxover 11 years ago
All it needs now to be perfect is Hindley-Milner type inference.
dpcanover 11 years ago
I like it. And I always wondered why a programming language couldn&#x27;t exist to work as follows:<p><pre><code> Start Run at 60 frames per second and do Clear the screen Draw a rectangle at (10,10) with size (100,50) and rotate it 20 degrees Repeat End </code></pre> Or something along those lines - hopefully you get my point.<p>This would be fun for prototyping. I could just speak to my computer and have it translate my plain english into a working program :)
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arvidkahlover 11 years ago
The thing that made me crack up was &quot;console.loge&quot; - love it.
code_duckover 11 years ago
I like the syntax! Reminiscent of <a href="http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.m.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;LOLCODE</a> but probably more usable.
minimaxirover 11 years ago
The logical next step would be to write a wordcloud generator in Dogescript. Which always includes a &quot;wow&quot;.
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ddpover 11 years ago
What&#x27;s funny is that it reads a lot like COBOL.
thidermanover 11 years ago
such plug<p>very terminal shibe<p>so hax<p>many monads<p><a href="https://github.com/thiderman/doge" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;github.com&#x2F;thiderman&#x2F;doge</a><p><a href="https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6667414" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;news.ycombinator.com&#x2F;item?id=6667414</a>
georgeoliverover 11 years ago
Am I the only one who read the title as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;Doge</a> script?
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robot_over 11 years ago
I got a huge laugh out of this. I love how some of the statements I ended up writing could almost be interpreted as poetry, hilarious poetry.
crabasaover 11 years ago
This is totally awesome. I was already excited about Zach&#x27;s upcoming talk at CascadiaJS [1] but now I can&#x27;t wait to see what he&#x27;s got up his sleeve.<p>[1] <a href="http://2013.cascadiajs.com/speakers/zach-bruggeman" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;2013.cascadiajs.com&#x2F;speakers&#x2F;zach-bruggeman</a>
twodayslateover 11 years ago
Are there any tutorial that go about implementing your own compile-to-js language?
daeminover 11 years ago
It seems to me that a lot of these toy&#x2F;joke languages are just thin wrappers around existing languages. Something that can be accomplished by a few #defines or regexes to transform it into a runnable language.
jiggy2011over 11 years ago
Challenge for the month, persuade your boss to use this in production.
guerrillaover 11 years ago
Well, you made me smile :)
agriasover 11 years ago
Haha this has made my day
davidwover 11 years ago
As someone who lives in territory that belonged to the Republic of Venice for longer than Italy has been a going concern, &#x27;Doge&#x27; means one of the leaders of that Republic.
jawertyover 11 years ago
I think it&#x27;s pretty funny. This is firsthand codecomedy.
zamnedixover 11 years ago
Reminds me of LOLCODE. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;en.wikipedia.org&#x2F;wiki&#x2F;LOLCODE</a>
whalesaladover 11 years ago
The console.loge had me laughing pretty hard.
gcatalfamoover 11 years ago
I want the Kittyscript plugin of Dogescript
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piracyde25over 11 years ago
Reminds me of LOLCODE [1]<p>[1]<a href="http://lolcode.org/" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;lolcode.org&#x2F;</a>
10098over 11 years ago
BUT DOES THIS WORK WITH NODE.JS?!1
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Potover 11 years ago
I&#x27;m not a js coder but this is really fun to take an eye on the dogescript
heyandyover 11 years ago
Very funny. Maybe useless but amusing.
davexunitover 11 years ago
Thank you, doge. I love it.
hawleyalover 11 years ago
This lang gave me cancer.
namuolover 11 years ago
Somebody had to do it.
nickthemagicmanover 11 years ago
Is it turing complete?
lukehorvatover 11 years ago
Comedy is dead.
tylerlhover 11 years ago
so wow. much smile.<p>Great job on this. Made my day
jk211eover 11 years ago
so useless
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a8da6b0c91dover 11 years ago
Many of these internet memes are genius hilarious. People know the good Monty Python bits 40 years on. The good doge pics bust my guts just like that stuff. Will anyone get or remember this in 20 years? Interesting times.
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thenerdfilesover 11 years ago
Is the point that we need a transpiler for any idiolect to JavaScript?
thenerdfilesover 11 years ago
I don&#x27;t even
T3RMINATEDover 11 years ago
pure gargbage
Option_User_over 11 years ago
Absolutely disgusting, may I request that you reddit&#x2F;manchild honeypot users please refrain from posting your degenerate garbage on here.
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lemiffeover 11 years ago
rly?
koala_advertover 11 years ago
I hate this bullshit.
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jbejaover 11 years ago
Ok....why? And please don&#x27;t replay &quot;Why not?&quot;
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