In his real review he was given a second-rate raise with the promise of a better one the next year at the patent office [1].<p>His manager cited his lack of mastery of Mechanical Engineering as the reason for a second-rate review and raise.<p>[1] Einstein: A Life. Bryan, Denis. John Wiley & Sons; 1 edition (April 6, 1996)<p>{EDIT: Spacing and grammatic corrections]
Hilarious!<p>"You seem to lack a flare for self-promotion. Lucky for us our PR department stepped in and changed your L/c2 equation into the much more marketable E = mc2"<p>Smart. ;)