On behalf of the people who depend on Carlson's software, let's hope he writes code better than he writes informal essays. <p>Here's the somewhat clever first graf: (Everything after that is a mish-mash)<p>"Jesus reflected on his situation and felt irrepressible sadness. His tear-ducts filled to a point where they could hold no longer and had to be released."<p>versus<p>"Jesus wept."<p>I prefer the later.