<p><pre><code> "The closest thing, they say, is Haskell, a statically typed language that provides a way of executing code relatively quickly."
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Type-annotated PHP =~= Haskell? In which universe?
> "You can think of Hack as a new version of PHP"<p>> "Ironically," he says, "its chief advantage is how little it differs from PHP."<p>I'd probably be keeping quite about that