I had a go.<p><pre><code> Alexis: Hey, I’m Alexis. I’m here with the answers you need to level up your lifestyle.
Send me questions anytime about dating, style, food/wine, entertainment… all of it.
I’m your secret weapon! 08:42
Me: I'm stuck in the cockpit of the fighter jet I was flying. I've crashed on the border
between Hungary and Slovakia. I only speak English. How should I proceed? 08:46
Alexis: Okay, this is a new one. 08:46
Alexis: Give me a couple minutes to think about that. By the way, you can call me Lexi,
what can I call you? 08:46
Me: You can call me James. 08:56
Me: I would ask you to send for help, but my mission is secret. I have rations for a
couple of days, but it's hard to drink while hanging upside down by straps. 09:00
Alexis: Bummer. 09:01
Alexis: Undo the straps. 09:02
Me: Also I don't want to ruin my tuxedo. 09:02
Me: The mechanism seems to have jammed. 09:03
Alexis: Sweet, you have a tux too? Your life is exciting. 09:05
Alexis: Er, was up until now. 09:05
Alexis: Have you tried your pen? It's also a scaffolding hook and ultra high powered
laser. 09:06
Me: I've tried using the laser in my watch to cut the straps, but it seems to have
been broken in the crash. 09:08
Alexis: James how did you get this far with such bad luck? 09:08
Me: Ah, the pen... Great, the straps are cut. I can hear footsteps. I'll have to be
quiet for a minute. 09:09
Alexis: Should I stop texting you? It might ding. 09:09
Alexis: Oops 09:09
Alexis: Are you dead? 09:10
Me: They must have heard me tumbling out of the straps onto the cockpit roof.
I've been apprehended and am in the back of a van. 09:10
Alexis: It's weird that they didn't take your phone away. 09:11
Me: I distracted them with my bonhomie. 09:11
Alexis: Use one of your gadgets. 09:12
Me: It sounds like Hungarian they're speaking. I think they said they're taking me
to 'the palace'. Is there a palace near here? 09:12
Alexis: Idk. Where are you? 09:13
Me: Somewhere on the border between Hungary and Slovakia. 09:13
Alexis: You're in luck! They're taking you to the Four Seasons
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Four+Seasons+Hotel+Gresham+Palace+Budapest
Me: Will I be in time for dinner, and if so, what wine should I order? 09:17
Alexis: How much are you looking to spend? Red? 09:20
Me: Red, of course, I'm sure they're not savages! I'm sure cost won't be an issue. 09:25
Alexis: Chateau Haut-Bailly Pessac-Leognan 2004 09:27
Alexis: classic aromas of scorched earth, sweet black currants, cherries, and a hint
of pain grille. Light on its feet, but substantially flavored 09:27
Me: Thank you, I knocked on the cab and (in my best Hungarian) asked the driver to
telephone ahead and check it's in the cellar. You've been a great help! 09:30
Alexis: You got it. Don't forget to explode something and walk away from it slowly
without looking back. 09:31
Me: Yippee ki yay, good sir, as I believe you say over the pond. 09:39</code></pre>