"You are really, really going to want this laptop". Really? Don't tell me what I want. This reads like a breathless child is getting a new present. And they just learnt the word 'impossible'.
<i>You can’t crank it up to the full resolution, but you wouldn’t want to anyway</i><p>There's software for that, and you can bet your bottom dollar I'll be doing it ;-)
This reads like an advertisement. Why is it on the front page of HN? I call BS.<p>This is not the "Platonic ideal of a laptop"—it's a smartphone with no touchscreen and no modem.