In the future please consider building pages like this as static websites. It's much easier to scale your API if you don't also have to worry about serving the HTML, and it would load much faster than the 56 seconds it's taking now: <a href="http://www.webpagetest.org/result/150417_N7_14PK/" rel="nofollow">http://www.webpagetest.org/result/150417_N7_14PK/</a><p>If you're interested, here are some details, but you can also just Google "static website": <a href="https://eager.io/blog/build-static-websites/" rel="nofollow">https://eager.io/blog/build-static-websites/</a>
I like the idea, but I don't really get the whole swearing like a drunken sailor thing. It's not funny, it's just stupid. I get that its Dave McClure's gimmick or whatever, but I think we can be more original than that.