https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0ygsBi_p8o<p>"I took money from a VC"<p>I took money from a VC
To show YC that I was cool
And when I finally failed, felt 10 years older
But fuck it, it was something to do<p>I'm living out in SV
I wish I had a Tesla just to prove
I was a real big baller, cause I raised a million dollars
And I spent it on Devs and Ads<p>[Chorus]
But you don't wanna be laid-off like me
Never really knowing why like me
You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone
You don't wanna ride the bus like this
Never knowing who to trust like this
You don't wanna be stuck up on that stage singing
Stuck up on that stage singing
All I know are SaaS Sales, SaaS Sales
Darling, all I know are SaaS Sales, SaaS Sales<p>[Verse 2]
I'm just a founder who already blew his shot
I get along with old timers
Cause my name's a reminder of a Techcrunch people forgot
And I can't keep a job, no
Cause as soon as new CEO comes up
He cuts 'em all loose and vision's the excuse
But the truth is I can't BS my way up<p>[Chorus]
But you don't wanna be laid-off like me
Never really knowing why like me
You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone
You don't wanna ride the bus like this
Never knowing who to trust like this
You don't wanna be stuck up on that stage singing
Stuck up on that stage singing
All I know are Growth Hacks, Growth Hacks
Darling, all I know are Growth Hacks<p>[Chorus]
But you don't wanna be laid-off like me
Never really knowing why like me
You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone
You don't wanna ride the bus like this
Never knowing who to trust like this
You don't wanna be stuck up on that stage singing
Stuck up on that stage singing
All I know are Medium Blogs, Medium Blogs
Darling, all I know are Medium Blogs