Hacker News Headline Generator

A buddy of mine created this bad boy for us all to enjoy. Hopefully you don't find it too mean-spirited; it's all in good fun.<p>Also worth checking out: his "tech article comment generator" at blarworld.net.

"A fully functional Death Star in 5 lines of WebGL"<p>Good stuff.

Funny: "Ask HN: Am I crazy to attempt to understand common sense?"<p>Sad: "Ask HN: Should my company make unmarketable products?" and "Ask HN: How do you program vaporware?"<p>Accurate: "Ask HN: Does my startup need to try to market to potential customers?"

This thing is psychic. It gave me a headline for a project I started working on this weekend!

I can't wait for "Hacker News Headline Generator in 3 lines of Erlang"

Let me guess: A markov chain based text generator trained on a set of HN headlines from before.<p>Something else?

"How I turned coding unicorn picture technology into a $12 million a year business"<p>Bonus points for madness!

Classic: "How I turned stealing pointless iPhone apps into a $12 million a year business"

It really needs to add things like:<p>How a kid/student made $20 million (mixergy interview)<p>or<p>How AMAZING BUSINESS was made with only $3.50.

"How I turned hating on unmarketable products into a $10 million a year business"

"A Facebook clone in 9 lines of CSS" :-)

"A '93 Ford Taurus in 8 lines of Megan-Fox-picture"<p>Hahaha

Now someone needs to make a blog post generator to go along with the headlines.

"A fully functional POSIX-compliant 64-bit multitasking operating system in 14 lines of CSS"<p>That I'd pay to see.

"Ask HN: Who here actually trys to market unmarketable products?" lol

"Review my startup: www.hackunmarketableproducts.com"

"Ask HN: Does my startup need to make common sense?"

An Amazon clone in 9 lines of Megan-Fox-picture

A Twitter clone in 13 lines of CSS

I enjoyed "An Amazon clone in 14 lines of Clojure" -- that would be something to see.

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