It took me a moment to parse the portmanteau of "acquire" and "hire," but I finally put it together. This article is currently the top hit for the neologism: <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=acquhire" rel="nofollow">http://www.google.com/search?q=acquhire</a><p>(My first impression of the headline was that it was some sort of quasi-literate mangling of an impossible headline about Google acquiring Bing.)