Dispel all the myths you want, but until you dispel the "SVN can't do offline commits", I have no use for it. That's the only reason I read the article, to find out that I'm behind the times and SVN finally caught up ten years later. Alas, it's simply, "see, SVN is just as good as git, and better in exactly one respect (huge monolithic repos)", except still severely lacking what is common use case for me.