3 months of severance, 6 months of COBRA, and "transition assistance" is not remotely "generous" as far as severance goes. Even when I was just coming out of a bachelor's program and had no work experience, I was able to negotiate 6 months of salary (grossed up) and a full year of continued full benefits as severance, just by asking. I have friends who have gotten significantly more severance than this even, again, just by asking. And if a firm reacts badly if you ask about severance benefits, they're just giving you free info about their dysfunction, allowing you to confidently walk away knowing you're dodging a huge bullet.<p>Many people complain about the language in these trite, lawyer-approved kinds of emails, and yes, it is sad that it evolves in such an anti-human direction.<p>But for me, the real take away is that top to bottom, investors and executives at Zenefits should be absolutely and unequivocally ashamed of themselves for offering such poor severance benefits and having the audacity to turn around and act like it's an act of generosity. The voluntary package with 2 months of severance and 4 months of COBRA defies moral comprehension.<p>I remember the line from the movie <i>The Big Short</i> where Mark Baum says "Short everything that guy has ever touched" or something to that effect, out of disgust.<p>I think the same feeling is warranted with Zenefits' investors and executives. What a stain.