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IBM model-M keyboard sound emulation to annoy co-workers

94 点作者 av500将近 9 年前

30 条评论

VLM将近 9 年前
We live in a weird world where insane prison overcrowding like conditions and total lack of privacy exists in some dysfunctional workplaces, but its only culturally acceptable to complain about the quiet little keyboards. Sure if my stomach rumbles, we&#x27;re so tightly packed that I just cost the company $500 by throwing ten developers out of &quot;flow&quot; for an hour and thats OK, but oh god no not a keyboard that clicks.<p>At home I think my model M is pretty quiet and its certainly not disruptive but my entire family is not required so spend ten hours per day within an arms reach of me as though we&#x27;re on a small rowboat together. Also textile floors and textile drapes and my office has acoustic foam ceiling tiles makes an extremely quiet environment whereas a hipster office of steel glass and concrete might reflect and echo all sounds.
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krylon将近 9 年前
I have a Model M at home, and while I find that the sound helps me keep my rhythm while typing, it can be <i>really</i> annoying in an office environment.<p>At my last job, being unhappy with the keyboard I had, I brought the Model M to work one day (it was just gathering dust at home). While typing was much more pleasant, I quickly discovered I had to stop typing whenever my coworker&#x27;s phone rang. This, in turn, quickly became annoying for me, so at the end of the day, I packed it up and took it back home.<p>The Model M is one of the best keyboards I ever had the pleasure of using, but I would not like to inflict that level of noise to coworkers at the office.<p>(The best keyboard I ever used, interestingly, was a Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 made by Microsoft. I am not a big fan of Microsoft, but they really know how to build a great keyboard. Unfortunately, this was the only keyboard I ever managed to spill tea on... <i>and</i> on its identical replacement. I took that as a hint that some higher power might not want me to use Microsoft keyboards.)
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TurboHaskal将近 9 年前
I had many mechanical keyboards. Blue, brown and red cherry switches, topre, you name it. I got rid of most of them and I regret having spent the dollar on such a meme piece of equipment.<p>Elitism and fetichism aside, the sound and key travel is just a matter of preference and at the end of the day they won&#x27;t make you type faster or help with RSI (the ones with high required actuation force can actually worsen it).<p>I wouldn&#x27;t trade my current Microsoft Sculpt for any of my previous keyboards. Both my colleagues and my wrists are glad I switched.<p>My recommendation is that if you are going to pay a premium for a keyboard, at least focus on ergonomic features rather than gimmicks.
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na85将近 9 年前
Shout-out to Unicomp[0], who make new USB Model M&#x27;s from the original specs. I love mine and my wife hates it because it&#x27;s too loud and clakkety. Their website is horrid and the fit-and-finish on the product leaves a bit to be desired, but the switches are great.<p>[0] <a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.pckeyboard.com&#x2F;" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.pckeyboard.com&#x2F;</a>
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fluffysquirrel将近 9 年前
That cracks me up. Back in the 80s, I wrote a little TSR for a guy who missed the Atari 800 keyboard click tone on his new clone PC. I had wired a switch in line with the speaker in my Atari so that I could turn off the tone and not wake my roommate.<p>The Atari 800 also had some fun event sounds it made whenever it read or wrote a floppy disk sector or had an I&#x2F;O error. People got used to those audible feedbacks, just like the physical drive crunching noises and other &quot;side-channel&quot; outputs.
euroclydon将近 9 年前
I worked with someone who had a Model M. I thought he was a super fast typer, until I realized the keys make a sound on the way down and the way up, making his perceived words per minute (PWPM) twice is actual WPM.
Nursie将近 9 年前
Serious question in comedy thread time -<p>Does anyone know of another keyboard that&#x27;s as comfortable and all-round wonderful to use as the Model M, but quiet?
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oneeyedpigeon将近 9 年前
I fear you&#x27;re missing out on a large chunk of the lucrative hipster market by not supporting OSX. Any chance?
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chestervonwinch将近 9 年前
Here&#x27;s what it sounds like, for those who don&#x27;t know:<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;youtu.be&#x2F;ujd6l_9TUmU" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;youtu.be&#x2F;ujd6l_9TUmU</a>
qwertyuiop924将近 9 年前
A lot of the new clicky keyboards are sold at incredibly high premiums, usually as gaming keyboards, or as specialty items - see Das, HH, etc.<p>These are ripoffs. You can get a Model M from Unicomp for between $80 and $100, which is significantly cheaper, and feels way better than most of the MX keys.
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ourmandave将近 9 年前
I think the annoyance factor could be amped-up a bit more if you mapped each key to a digital drum kit.<p>High hat backspace!
rbanffy将近 9 年前
It&#x27;s work-in-progress, but you can also emulate an IBM Selectric. Much classier and much, much more annoying.<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;github.com&#x2F;rbanffy&#x2F;selectric-mode" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;github.com&#x2F;rbanffy&#x2F;selectric-mode</a>
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foxyv将近 9 年前
Stodgy Company Policy<p>----------------------<p>Let&#x27;s see here. Let&#x27;s make our workplace into more of a &quot;Startup.&quot;<p>Modern office environment with no privacy. Check!<p>Loud noisy stuff and people in cramped conditions. Check!<p>&quot;Agile&quot; methodologies to heap requirements on Devs the night before they deploy. DOUBLE Check!<p>After hours work required? Oh you betcha!<p>Telecommuting as often as you like? Oh hecks naw we don&#x27;t trust you shifty eyed developers.<p>Ability to work on side projects for short time. NOPE! Only approved projects thank you.<p>Good equipment that isn&#x27;t bogged down my corporate spyware. Now you&#x27;re kidding me!<p>Listen to input on prioritizing projects. What do developers know about project planning bah!
duncan_bayne将近 9 年前
I don&#x27;t need an emulator :) I still think my buckling spring Unicomp (basically a Model M) is the best keyboard I&#x27;ve ever used since the IBM unit that came with my original PC:<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.flickr.com&#x2F;photos&#x2F;duncanbayne&#x2F;12295182336" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.flickr.com&#x2F;photos&#x2F;duncanbayne&#x2F;12295182336</a>
creshal将近 9 年前
Pfft, peasants. Just get an actual Model M.
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noisy_boy将近 9 年前
I thought of trying this to use the ridiculous CSI&#x2F;hacker beep sound at each keypress. Replaced the .wav files with a short beep sound I had once downloaded and works fine (couldn&#x27;t stand it after a minute). If anyone mad enough to try it, the .zip containing the properly named .wav files is here[1].<p>Edit: Sorry I&#x27;m new to sharing .zip files - uploaded to another site - link updated.<p>[1]: <a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;filetea.me&#x2F;t1sNqOwXEOAR2xkCjNF9hbptQ" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;filetea.me&#x2F;t1sNqOwXEOAR2xkCjNF9hbptQ</a>
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Intermernet将近 9 年前
I used to work for a company that had a box full of Model M keyboards that people <i>didn&#x27;t want to use</i>. I knicked one when I left, and unfortunately It&#x27;s since died.<p>If you work for a company that bought any IBM servers in the last 20 years, there is a chance you&#x27;ll find something similar (probably not actual model M&#x27;s, but still damn good keyboards!) in the server room spares boxes.<p>Speak to your friendly SysAdmin and see if you can strike a deal :-)
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yitchelle将近 9 年前
Could it be as annoying as typing on a &quot;real&quot; keyboard?<p><a href="http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.usbtypewriter.com" rel="nofollow">http:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.usbtypewriter.com</a>
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jlgaddis将近 9 年前
I still have my old Model M. Unfortunately, I was banned from using it in the house (by the girlfriend), but it is now connected to a FreeBSD box (which still has PS&#x2F;2 connectors) in the garage.<p>One does not realize how truly annoying the sound is until one sits in a room and has to listen to someone typing on it with reckless abandon. That&#x27;s how she convinced me to stop using it.
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piyush_soni将近 9 年前
Is it working for anyone with Windows 10? I installed OpenAL, and then ran buckle.exe - it silently crashes every time I start typing.
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anton_gogolev将近 9 年前
Two devs from my current company got themselves Razer keyboards, which look very much like Model M keyboard, albeit it&#x27;s all-black.<p>If it were not for video surveillance, I would&#x27;ve already covered them in construction-foamed them shut. They are <i>obnoxiously</i> loud.
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tonyjstark将近 9 年前
I use a mechanical keyboard with brown Cherry MX switches and am hated enough already. Sometimes my coworker even leaves the room. Good thing is, he&#x27;s one of my best friends otherwise I probably wouldn&#x27;t be allowed to use that keyboard at all.<p>But cool project!
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StavrosK将近 9 年前
Alas, I can&#x27;t seem to build this. It doesn&#x27;t find the OpenAL libraries in Ubuntu, even though I installed them:<p>&#x2F;tmp&#x2F;bucklespring&#x2F;main.c:255: undefined reference to `alSourcePlay&#x27;<p>&#x2F;tmp&#x2F;bucklespring&#x2F;main.c:256: undefined reference to `alGetError&#x27;<p>etc.
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zelos将近 9 年前
Yeah, I think I&#x27;d move companies if I had to sit next to this noise all day:<p><a href="https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=HXJzmky2DaI" rel="nofollow">https:&#x2F;&#x2F;www.youtube.com&#x2F;watch?v=HXJzmky2DaI</a>
ajdlinux将近 9 年前
I work for IBM and found a couple of rather old and somewhat broken Model Ms with RJ45 connectors (!) lying around in our hardware lab. Anyone know whether adaptors for RJ45 keyboards are a thing?
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davidgerard将近 9 年前
I am using this right now on my laptop. It&#x27;s <i>perfect</i>.
kalleboo将近 9 年前
I have a coworker who uses a mechanical keyboard. It really ruins Skype meetings. I may use this to counter her.
ElijahLynn将近 9 年前
Very cool but the latency is too slow to make this go along with my normal keyboard sounds.
DCRichards将近 9 年前
I&#x27;ve got so much time for the dedication to just being annoying here haha. Excellent
lllorddino将近 9 年前
98.6% C!