<i>"A good parallel is the romantic realm: First a light kiss. Then harder. A hand wrapped around the low back. Upper back. In the hair. Grabbing. Tugging. Pulling. A brush against the breast. A kiss on neck. The clavicle. Sternum. Clothed breast. Bare breast. Nipple. And pretty soon you're upstairs rollicking on the kitchen table....This, my friends, is how the poor man should hire."</i><p>With this kind of enlightened dialectic, I just can't understand why more women don't go into computers.