Dear America,<p>This all sounds complicated and insecure.<p>Why can you not just do paper voting with simple ballots, like in Canada?<p>Yes, you have 10x the people, but just get 10x the human counters and scrutineers. Counting is parallelizable.<p>We run elections and get accurate, verifiable results in the same day.<p>Ours aren't as nasty as yours are, and we still have better anti-fraud than you do, since every paper ballot can be counted, as many times as needed. And since the thing which is counted is the same physical thing which can be audited, we can always verify the results if anything goes wrong.<p>You've had some problems with your ballots 16 years ago, and we're not sure why you haven't fixed this by now. After all, you've gotten people to the moon and robots to Mars--surely you'd want a fair, verifiable presidential election? (Especially when one of the two candidates is, frankly, terrifying to all your friends around the world.)<p>Love,
Canada