One, or at least I-speaking with a mouth full of leftover turkey and anecdote-would think by this point the "Millennials do %thing%" story trope would be so ridiculously boring by virtue of the sheer amount of evidence mounting that millennials have inherited and are operating in such a drastically different social and economic world than what they (we) were sold that people would stop writing them.<p>It's an amount so voluminous one has to measure it in "duh"s.<p>Or at least hope they find a better and more substantive premise.<p>I was evidently wrong.