This is hilarious, but the only thing I disagree with is taking a screen to introduce saving the princess. Yes the original Mario didn't need a narrative hook and this one doesn't either. But reinforcing the narrative of Mario adds value to their brand that has a long term payoff. Mario isn't just a video game anymore, in case you missed the closing of the Olympics. Yeah, saving the princess is a worn out narrative, but they get grandfathered in on being able to use it.