A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."<p>He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.<p>The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero"<p>The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.<p>The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."<p>The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.<p>The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."<p>Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.<p>Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"<p>The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."