Here's my alternative history steampunk novel proposal:<p>What if Turing was such a minimalist engineer instead of a great mathematician, that he decided not to include a "halt" instruction, because you could always just terminate a program with an infinite loop: Bang! One fewer instruction! Less is more, worse is better, RISC is more efficient, right? Just emulate halt in software! The Woz would be proud.<p>But as it turned out in this universe, halt was the one instruction you needed to express the halting problem, the foundation of modern computer science! The looping infinitely problem would be moot, because all programs would always loop infinitely!<p>His genius was to add that one little magical thing that otherwise could have been missing: the halt instruction.<p>Kind of like Hamilton, who fruitlessly tried to multiply triples, which his children tormented him relentlessly about, until he finally realized he was missing a magical dimension, invented quaternions, and vandalized a bridge, all in the same day.<p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_quaternions" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_quaternions</a><p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broom_Bridge" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broom_Bridge</a>