Summarized as: due to one largely theoretical and two solvable potential issues with a widely understood, proven, and practical language, I propose we adopt an imaginary, non-existent language with a programming model foreign to most.<p>"no standard specification of the Python language" - given the existence of at least 4 implementations of the language (cpython, ironpython, jython, pypy), it's hard to seriously argue that the language is poorly specified.<p>Purely functional - you'd be hard pressed to find 1 in 10 good programmers who'd be productive in a purely functional language.