This is what happens when people aren't given UNWIND-PROTECT and DEFMACRO: a cottage industry of pundits and legislators will form to discuss any itches you might have, and whether to scratch them.<p>Watching Java programmers is like having a tribal shaman for a next-door neighbor. You know it's none of your business, and you respect his beliefs, but it's still unsettling to see him do one of those "hot knife in nose" and "pull stubborn goat with nipple fish-hook" rituals.<p>Come to think of it, that last trick must be what Guy Steele did to drag C++ programmers "halfway to Lisp".