> "Why Don't Babies Smile from Birth?":<p><i></i><i>Answer:</i><i></i>
Because!! Imagine how horrific that would be if you were aware in any capacity whatsoever.<p><i></i><i>Longer Answer:</i><i></i>
Ok so let's make some prly pretty inaccurate assumptions & imagine you're aware the second water breaks. You're about to join us other flesh-bags in the land of taxes, internet, and really unrealistic expectations.<p>Your eyes, first of all, exist. They are also not opening which is prly good cuz like SIGHT MAN?! WHO ARE ALL THESE MOVING THINGS WHAT?! Also you're covered in about as viscous a human-juice as exists. Technically men have a more viscous one which used to be half of you but like ok moving on...<p>No body said "hey baby, you're about to get borned right now." Naturally this means stuff's about to change & even though maybe it's a little bit cramped or whatever, you're kinda warm in here.<p>K so best-case now, no C-Section necessary. Your whole universe starts to open up above you while the likely epic blood-curdling screams of your future Mom start to percolate themselves into...oh what's this?...A BRAND NEW SENSATION CALLED HEARING WHAT IS THIS?!<p>K so then you crest. If dad's around he's probably terrified of you because you look like an alien + the aforementioned Mom-labor-screams. Well and like I said your eyes are welded closed, but you prly still know: babies are psychic according to science.<p>But I digress. Babies prly (at least partially) don't smile from birth for the same reason you wouldn't.