I see this composing well with five.js<p><a href="https://github.com/jackdclark/five" rel="nofollow">https://github.com/jackdclark/five</a>
I'm sorry, I don't follow. Why is this a thing?<p>Is this a parody of the plethora of "utility" libraries on npm that could just be replaced with a few lines of code?
<p><pre><code> "olivia wilde", // AND because SHE's "Thirteen"
"dr. remy beauregard hadley", // Why not 13's real name?!
</code></pre>
These both made me chuckle.