The "If By Whiskey" speech

This is like an assembly language or machine code program that does two different things depending on the alignment with which you jump into it.

Great article.<p>Also take a look at the article specifically about the speech : <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If-by-whiskey" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If-by-whiskey</a> . The op's link is to the speech's author.

I'm on a whiskey diet, I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Summary: Alcohol can be a bad thing (excess), or a good thing (moderation), depending on how you look at it.