Who wants to wager that the pilots did an aviation version of the five stages of grief, with some help from passenger / flight attendant reports?<p>FO: Tower said we hit something, may have damage.
Capt: Just close, we'll be okay.
FA: We heard a thump, and so did the passengers.
CA: Just a noise, we'll be okay.
Dispatch on ACARS: You hit the localizer and wall past the far end, you morons. Descend, lower your cabin diff pressure, and GTF to Mumbai.
CA: How do we explain this?
FO: Ask the passengers for newspapes, we must find new jobs..