"Delete Facebook. Delete Twitter. Throw away your cell phone. Unsubscribe from the newspaper. Tell your friends and relatives not to discuss politics or society. If they slip up, break off all contact.<p>Then, buy canned food. Stockpile water. Learn to shoot a gun. If you can afford a bunker, get a bunker.<p>Because one day, whoever keeps feeding us Scissor statements is going to release one of the bad ones."