I want someone to write some analysis of this particular... voice, or style of writing, being used here.<p>"I'm a web guy. I’m not a farmer."<p>I already knew that, because in just a couple paragraphs, I was already recognizing the style of writing as... SEO, "influencer", I don't know what to call it?<p>It's a personal first-person voice, which right off the start tries to establish that the author is a human being writing about their life -- but also that they are an expert in what they are going to tell you about, and <i>very successful</i> too.<p>The text includes many one or two sentence paragraphs, and has aggressively styled pull quotes and/or callouts. Short sentences too. Not entirely complete sentences. Interspersed.<p>It makes sure to open up with some kind of very short story that is only tangentially related to the content but is folksy and cute. (Smuggled vidalia's onto cruise ship).<p>The information is very cleverly structured to keep you reading, by dropping <i>just enough</i> of the actual info, page to page, to pique your attention and make you think there's an interesting story here, but not enough that you can leave having actually learned anything before you've read a pretty big chunk. And is written artfully for this purpose, it works, and keeps you reading. Sometimes at the end you feel rewarded, other times you feel like it was a shaggy dog story. The best authors leave you happy, of course.<p>It's got information to convey, but the goal is not to convey the information as effectively as possible, but to keep you reading as long as possible -- and, usually, to sell you something.<p>I don't know if I have a value judgement on it exactly -- okay, I'll admit it annoys me, perhaps because it <i>all sounds the same</i> while trying to convince you it's a folksy authentic voice. But either way, it's a <i>thing</i>, a genre even, that I'm not sure I've seen anyone comment on.<p>It's: "Content Marketing Voice".<p>(Also selling people onions on the internet is "purpose over profit", really? What the world needs now is frictionless access to vidalia onions shipped directly to your home?)