They sure are gonna try. Ballmer has to be getting kicked out in the next year, right? Please. I want a job where I could put out a video game system where they forgot to do heat management, and to test it, at a cost of 1 billion dollars, a zune that mostly serves as a punchline and to make the iPhone stand out, and vista, and then to mess up this yahoo deal, and release this desparate bribery scheme, and still be in charge.<p>Actually, I don't want that job. That would be a hollow, meaningless life in a swamp of mediocrity.