The author doesn't write like a human. Was there any substance? It sounded like a couple paragraph's worth of "I can't just link to old stuff I've written! Perhaps some context about how great I am would help."<p>Summary, in case you're curious: the author gets ideas from friends, who tell her to write about them. She can't always do this. But sometimes she does! Also, the little gas-pump icon in cars shows you which side your car's gas tank is on.