Palo Alto to NYC...No Pit Stops

"For me, traveling to New York City was like an immigrant going back to visit the old country. People there live in a dirty, dangerous environment, bound to the land by some misplaced sense of heritage or tradition, unaware that the key to a better life is simply to get the hell out of town."<p>-- Jerry Kaplan Startup ISBN 0-14-025731-4

Really, can people stop with the poetic job offers? I'm a human being, not a rockstar, a ninja, a monkey, or apparently Poe.<p>If you have a job opening, just state it. Say that it's in NYC and you are looking for someone from the Bay area. Post some requirements and you might get some more interested parties.<p>Unless you really are just looking for an emo engineer.