Having first met Apache when Perl CGI scripts were bleeding edge fancy "web app" technology, I hoped to read a satirical article, but it's actually an earnest suggestion to go full circle.<p>It does less than proper CGI, due to giving up HTTP (particularly response headers, status codes and content types) in order to process constrained JSON, and it does it in a more complicated way (UI? Scheduler? Git repositories?), but it's still better than other options.