Ok, wtf. Clicking around randomly, I came across:<p><a href="http://textfiles.com/sf/bane_of_" rel="nofollow">http://textfiles.com/sf/bane_of_</a><p>Which I presume is some kind of speculation on "Episode 3" of star wars. I have no clue when this was written, but given the context, I'm assuming it's 80s-90s era, but it's shocking how much it resembles the prequels! Young Anakin being force sensitive, Yoda being apprehensive about teaching him, Kenobi deciding to teach him anyway, lava-side duel, corrupt senator taking advantage.<p>If this is really a vintage text, it's really amazing how close they got!