Someone emailed me my password from two decades ago, and said they were going to ransomware my box, but that my porn habits were so uniquely interesting they just had to make a collage including screenshots and pics from my webcam (in the attached pdf, presumably). They’ll delete it for $1500 BTC, which is really a steal if you think about it.<p>Is there a chatbot I can point at this chucklehead?<p>> <i>I really want to pay you BTC, but my computer says bit torrent was made by an unverified developer. I called my bank, and they said to ask what other ways you can accept payment. Do you know what a “Wire Transfer” is? We’re saving up for our first house, so I have the money and Ashley won’t miss it. Is $2000 OK? Please please please don’t out me!!!</i><p>And then I want it to send a dozen more of these until the scammer gives up or sends it bank account info.