<i>"Hi, this is Steve Jobs. I'd like to speak with Adam Osborne."<p>The secretary informed Steve that Mr. Osborne was not available, and would not be back in the office until tomorrow morning. She asked Steve if he would like to leave a message.<p>"Yes", Steve replied. He paused for a second. "Here's my message. Tell Adam he's an asshole."<p>There was a long delay, as the secretary tried to figure out how to respond. Steve continued, "One more thing. I hear that Adam's curious about the Macintosh. Tell him that the Macintosh is so good that he's probably going to buy a few for his children even though it put his company out of business!"</i><p><a href="http://folklore.org/StoryView.py?project=Macintosh&story=Tell_Adam_Hes_An_Asshole.txt&sortOrder=Sort%20by%20Date&detail=medium" rel="nofollow">http://folklore.org/StoryView.py?project=Macintosh&story...</a>