I really dislike these "I did dumb things, please give me likes/up votes/virtue points" themed articles. We all know that you're not supposed to get drunk and punch your wife or crash your boss's fork lift doing donuts. When people do those sorts of things about it. Paying the stupid tax because you didn't follow common sense practices and hosed a production database, caused downtime, cost your employer money, fell for a check fraud scheme, got your bike stolen, etc, etc, is not some badge of honor. Why do people tell stories about it as if it is?