Most of these are valid, but:<p>11. Adult men complaining about having to wear a tie to formal restaurants, the symphony, and other events.<p>...is utter balderdash. The only restaurant that requires a tie is the French Laundry. The only reason to wear a tie to "symphony and other events" is if you are intent on participating in the insular "society" made up of dowagers. And unless you're running for office or a sycophant, why would you do that?