I wish I had the courage to reply that way. I have 1.5, pushing 2, years of web app experience (in PHP and Python), but I am constantly being asked if I would be interested in relocating for such and such amazing senior level Java position.<p>As a good Midwest kid, I do my best not to burn any bridges by not being polite, but I get tired of telling recruiters I don't possess the experience they are looking for. That is, until the email back asking me to think about it just a little more.