I want to be your company's resident artist

"I ask that you not have any expectations going into this. That way if nothing concrete comes of this, you will not be disappointed." Do you mind if I take a hit of this quote in my glass pipe?

Your website background made me think my phone was dirty! I wiped the screen off but then realized it was the graphics. Funny.

I really think you should look up 'Dunning Kruger Effect'