I use <a href="http://perdu.com/" rel="nofollow">http://perdu.com/</a><p>It says:<p><pre><code> Perdu sur l'Internet ?
Pas de panique, on va vous aider
* <----- vous êtes ici
</code></pre>
Translation:<p><pre><code> Lost on the Internet?
Don't panic, we are going to help you
* <----- you are here
</code></pre>
It is funny, it's been up and without change for decades (amazingly; first snapshot on archive.org in 1998, Wikipedia reports it's been there since 1996!), never had a https version, never noticed a downtime and I've yet to see a page that combine such a short / easy to type URL with such a short size (only 163 bytes, which is useful on spotty / weak connections).<p>Hard to beat.<p>CoffeeShopWifi.com is certainly a good idea, could be added to the favorites of non-technical English speakers. Coffee shops are not the only places with captive portal though, here in France they are common on Wifi access points provided by ISPs to their customers when they are roaming, and by the train company (SNCF) in trains and train stations.<p>Captive Portal is probably too technical so naming this is hard.